Why does it burn when I pee?

Ryan's Lovetoy · Guest

Oh my god,
I was tonguing some of Ryan's more private areas yesterday and I thought I saw something crawling around in the hair covering the previously stated private area. I shrugged it off though and continued about my business, who wouldn't with a dreamy hunk like Ry Ry... Anypoop, I had trouble walking for a few days 'cause of Ryan's stellar endurance and I tasted man flesh on the back of my throat. I guess what i'm trying to get at is...Ryan why does my pee feel like the fires of hell when it passes through my urethra?

Seriously though, who's the head stud in the group? Is there one of you that gets all the chicks or is it a collective teamwork?

Ryan · Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 5:52 pm Post subject:

Um, thankyou.... i think.
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Snarosaurus · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:24 pm Post subject:

OMG, who the fuck is this perverted ass?! I'm so sorry for you Ryan, I wish people like this didn't exist. Who the fuck is this person? I challenge you to a 1 on 1 with the Snar one.....wait a minute...THAT'S ME!!! AHH HA HA, damn I'm funny. That was a good one Me, keep up the good work. Ryan, you suck
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Ryan · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:37 pm Post subject:

Hey, i do what i can...
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I want to fly as high as the sun.
I want to know, what the rent's like in heaven
I want to know, where the river goes."

Snarosaurus · Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:39 pm Post subject:

Do what you can eh? Then come over here, crawl into my mouth, and chew yourself up real mushy like so I can have an easy meal. Do it or I eat Brad and get indigestion! SNAR!
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"Oh my god, it hurts, but it hurts so GOOD!" - Your Mom

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